Cheers weans!

 

Fezziwig Eve!

 

two songs that came to mind today

                               All I ever wanted, all I ever needed

Silence de moi
do do do-doooo

santa pattern

 

I want streusel for some reason

This Christmas I'm going to ad lib all I can

 

Update: I had this scheduled since early last year....terrible timing per bomb threat in Milwaukee.  Really weird coincidence.

wish list

 

Things I wish SNL and Documentary Now! would do

 SNL:

a skit where kah-kah-kay-ye is watching infowars and it's all making a lot of sense and he starts breaking down bat shit crazy shit with his entourage a la Black Dynamite in the restaurant.  Old intolerant tropes and newer unreal shit that is actually being proposed in our time and shit that has not yet been thought up, but probably will in the future.  Linking Dr. Seuss and Soros and Golda Meier and Jamie Lee Curtis to the illuminati and the National Treasure franchise. Is Nick Cage secretly Jewish? The Coppola's are not Italian.  Are Italians really Jewish?  Do Italians exist? Intrigued by Ed Harris' character in the second installation, they decide he is the key to everything.  They scour his movies (bumping uglies--Sweet Dreams) and his wikipedia for clues.  He played college football with Eric Holder, he had disdain for Elia Kazan for naming names and blacklisting his friends and never apologizing.  Bingo.  

Now I’m wondering if the movie should be Amsterdam.

Documentary Now!:

an episode about a woman (Fred), renowned for being a Galactagogue and her exquisite milk froth that is done in Chef's Table fashion.  We see her building a fire in the beginning, beautiful forest shots of her curating the wood, chopping it so gently in an idyllic farmscape, coaxing the flame, the crackling of fire, all as she waxes poetic about the fire and her journey.  She milks an animal and starts to warm the milk over the fire--this is seen in cutaways from inane critic(s?) (Bill) lauding her preternatural instinct for milk and frothing genius.

She is seen wearing a white coat and hairnet dreamily bumbling around vats of milk in her home lab.  (Why does she look like Fred’s Penny Marshall in my mind?) Enormous kettles are on industrial hot plates, she has to climb a ladder to peer inside and takes out a frother from her lab coat pocket to test the frothing capability of the milky brew.  Different mammalian milk in different kettles.  She explains the complexities of a mink's milk with a sheep's milk and with human milk.

She still lactates.  This is really where it all started.  Becoming a mother.  A photo of her in the 70s with the Farrah Fawcett hair--probably  farrah fawcet body with Fred's face talking on a telephone.--big glasses, 70s sweater, no bra--pam dawberish too?  Lots of babies.  She had a lot of babies to continue to lactate.  It was an obsession.  Loves the electrical feeling of letting down.  Would sneak away to pump between breast feeds.  -Her desire to feel engorged.  She started making dishes with her milk, images explain that there were a lot of spit takes upon her revelation to guests that they were indeed consuming her breast milk.

Critics are given her frothed milk masterpiece and after their glowing reports of orgasmic enlightenment they are told it's her breast milk--spit take.

She is always going around and frothing people's drinks, splattering it on them.  Just a touch more, you need some froth.  They are in awe.

At her storefront, a small walkup shop with a row of teats expressing a drop of milk for the sign. Milky Way, Galaxy, Mamma from heaven, Spit up? Soupe au lait?...idk yet...set up like an ice cream shop, you can pick which kind of mammalian milk..she dips a ladle in, draws the milk and starts the scientific process--lab looking kitchen--in addition to her own breast milk as a choice, there is also human male breast milk in the selection.  Men can express milk too. We see her enthralled as she froths.  She shows the perfect froth with a spoon, hypnotizing.  How does she procure these different milks?

Ends with the fire scene with splices of her in an underground animal ring bartering for access to milk a new mother echidna. She sips her echidna milk creation and spits it out.

Ok, Seth Meyers, work your magic.  Thanks.

all full of cheer

 

Here we go-a!

 

Cult of Thanksgiving

 

Take your meds!

Dance Meds

 

Dance Meds

cah-cah-comfy

Cooking Fireside Cookbook, Beard

 

So comfy

 

All Saints Day, feat. St. Lucy

Francesco del Cossa, 1473

 

happy halloweeen

 

Sunday Devil's Night

Don if you Dare

 

All October's Parties

 

Magic Jar Spell

 

Watch the Alfred Hitchcock Hour episode of the The Jar

and then make your own spell!

Time: 2 days

You will need:

a jar big enough to fit your head in

a wooden spoon

a machete type knife

watermelon

a big width ribbon with the name Thedy Sue Hill in sequins on it

wire

yarn

piece of inner-tube

paper

clay

cotton

strings

silk

pair of babies dolls eyes

metal frame

hair

snakes

children

jelly

mist

Foley

grey kitten

dandelion

the heart of all life

bunch of old jellyfish or somethin

Shoot, that ain't nuthin

How to work the spell:

Place all contents listed above except for the ribbon, spoon, knife and watermelon into the jar

Affix the ribbon in your hair and dreamily say
Thedy Sue Hill with a lisp

Wonder what is in the jar

Then bemoan why it can't be all things

Why does it have to be just one thing?

Watch for movement, then think it moves,
then ominously say "the dead don't move"

Prance around the jar whilst purring and mewing like a kitty for 1 minute

Now clasp the spoon and threaten to break the jar and
chant the word "thpoon" 3x

Wind up with your head in the jar

The next morning, dramatically slice a big watermelon

Look aghast at the jar as the ribbon with the name
Thedy Sue Hill floats into view

Chitherobe

Watch it for inspiration here:

https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/d17dba3feb21566e9abcad3e6c4f7b1c

Earth friends

 Rare protest before Xi sucks up more power

“Say no to Covid test, yes to food. No to lockdown, yes to freedom. No to lies, yes to dignity. No to cultural revolution, yes to reform. No to great leader, yes to vote. Don’t be a slave, be a citizen,”

“Go on strike, remove dictator and national traitor Xi Jinping,”

Fortunate Apples

 

mo magic, no problems

 

Strange magic

You know I got a -

 

bustin makes me feel good

 This Onion article and photo cracked me up=

https://www.theonion.com/backwoods-dietitians-recommend-squirrel-as-essential-pa-1849543305

WASHINGTON—Interrupting his remarks Wednesday at the White House Conference on Hunger, Nutrition, and Health, President Joe Biden reportedly called on any spirits of dead lawmakers present to make themselves known after the late Rep. Jackie Walorski didn’t answer him. “Please, any senators or representatives who still manifest themselves here among us, I urge you to give us a sign!” said Biden, telling the audience that he had detected the spectral presence of Walorski, who died in a car accident in August, and that he could discern from the electromagnetic wavelengths in the room, as well as the eerily cold temperatures near his lectern, that multiple other deceased lawmakers were there too. “Jackie, are you here? Where’s Jackie? Where’s [late Indiana senator] Birch Bayh? [Deceased Massachusetts senator] Teddy [Kennedy], I can sense you are close by. And I believe I feel the presence of [late South Carolina senator] Strom Thurmond, if I’m not mistaken. Strom! Strom! Speak to us, Strom! You are all among friends here, and I know that you have unfinished business here in Washington. I beg of you, come forward! Let us help you pass the laws you were unable to see through during your lifetimes. Come forth, come forth! Reveal yourselves, O phantasms!” At press time, attendees at the remarks were watching in shock as Biden began convulsing and the voice of late Arizona senator John McCain spoke through his mouth about the importance of addressing the nutritional needs of rural America.

October magic brings legions

 

october surreal

 

Ritual

 

Welcome October

 

that's the butterfly

 

“I am as mysterious to myself as I am mysterious to others.” 
--Leonora Carrington

the cult of man

is it not too far a stretch to say

that women should not be

invalidated, tossed this way and 

that

raked over the coals of not being 

enough

not natural. all nature

nature makes us animals

nature makes us other

nature makes us mysterious

nature makes us unscientific?

nature makes us unreasonable

nature makes us conquerable

cult of man must take from nature,

the untamed

and lord over until submitted

what the hell are we if not nature?

is man not nature?

I am my own hairy animal in this

hairy jungle

I want to be free

rather nature than culture

Boring Boring Boring

Nothing ever happens on Mars!

But I wonder what entity is waiting for me in the DMT dimension. 

“People are so alienated from their own soul that when they meet their soul they think it comes from another star system.”
                                --  Terence McKenna

Creation is what the name implies, an ongoing unfolding of the infinitely potent creative core of all things, including ourselves.

Creation is what the name implies, an ongoing unfolding of the infinitely potent creative core of all things, including ourselves.

--Review on The Antipodes of the Mind from Amazon commentor, Gregory Nixon

And now I'm imagining a kaleidoscopic origami of everything telescopically proceeding into the infinite.

Time to celebrate

 

Duh Media

Looky here

Looky here

Trump is interesting.

Jesus Christ

Which reminds me

There’s a burial in Shingo Japan

Where He lies

I learned this just today

Why do media like this self indulgent idiot?

Because we like aliens and mushrooms?

Are mushrooms and aliens connected?

Are both connected to spirituality too?

Less Jerry Springer and more Monty Don please,

dear media.

What is the solution to getting sensationless news?

Tax payer funded?

Capitalistic freedom usurps individualistic freedom

Or rather,

Corporations trump people

mammalian brain

 mammalian brain

Oh how I love my mammalian brain

sitting in the seat of emotions

always in limbo

the sentinel of life!

what shaped your limbic structures?

is the best pick up line!

Oh and don't forget, never forget

the ancient animal brain is no slouch

by name we are part reptillian after all!

Celebrate the energy controlled by the reptillian brain and the hypothalamus!

these three will make you jump to conclusions

make you think a coiled wire is a snake

Mummy!!!

Born that way

 About 60 percent of all the wealth in America today is inherited, according to estimates by economist Thomas Piketty and his colleagues. That’s because, under U.S. tax law – which is itself largely a product of lobbying by the wealthy – the capital gains of one generation are wiped out when those assets are transferred to the next, and the estate tax is so tiny that fewer than 0.2 percent of estates were subject to it last year.

If unearned income were treated the same as earned income under the tax code, America’s non-working rich wouldn’t be billionaires. And if capital gains weren’t eliminated at death, many heirs wouldn’t be, either.

from this article

Lucky sperm club is not attainable in this life.  

Better luck next time.

Or we could tax the wealthy and actually enforce anti-monopoly laws, inside trading laws and stop letting the wealthy buy politicians.

America seems pretty dumb.

Pretty dumb
Pretty dumb
Pretty dumb
Pre-tee dumb

We could be a really cool society

A healthy civilization
But bullshit is so fertile
and anger feels so good

I thought love conquered all
The natural world doesn't play those rules
and human animals are just as beautiful and brutal

Here's to someday using these human brains of ours

Assault crimes won't sway Republicans' laser focus on criminalizing health care

 An "illegal" raped a little girl.  A ten year old child who had to drive to another state to get an abortion.

A politician focuses on criminalizing the doctor instead of the rapist.  The doctor that helped the traumatized little girl.

Republicans care more about usurping health care than horrid crimes by their boogeyman illegals!
The ones they told us will rape us!  Now, this particular one did and I'm trying to make a point here.  However, if I have to type out that I'm trying to make a point, I'm not doing a very good job at it.
I don't like using the word illegals for people and I don't think people that get into the country without paperwork are rapists.

The hypocrisy of this ilk is mind rattling.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/todd-rokita-investigate-doctor-10-year-old_n_62cfc023e4b0c0bdba666332

Justice is an agreement neither to harm nor be harmed

Epicurus promoted an innovative theory of justice as a social contract. Justice, Epicurus said, is an agreement neither to harm nor be harmed, and we need to have such a contract in order to enjoy fully the benefits of living together in a well-ordered society. Laws and punishments are needed to keep misguided fools in line who would otherwise break the contract. But the wise person sees the usefulness of justice, and because of his limited desires, he has no need to engage in the conduct prohibited by the laws in any case. Laws that are useful for promoting happiness are just, but those that are not useful are not just.
(Principal Doctrines 31-40)  
-copied from wikipedia

hidden mothers

Dependence Day

 

Freedom depends on what the SCOTUS believes

hidden mothers

 

hidden mothers

 

hidden mothers

 

hidden mothers

 

hidden mothers

 

Home & Living U.S. Edition

 

Observation #87,221

 First cicada song!  Lalalalaaa!

 

Hello

I'm now an outlaw.

The laws in my country do not apply to me.

Guns have more rights than a woman.

Fuck you scrotus

A supreme court judge gets to rule the land after his traitor wife tried to enact a coup
Both deny the will of the people

Fuck you right wing republican assholes 
Just for being your fake ass political theater punk selves

And Fuck you democrats for not expanding the court and staying course and acting like you have to be above all the right wing bullshit. 
You can't be smarter than these idiots' game?

Fail

I guess I better ask daddy gun if I can get my pap smear

Oldest profession,
Oldest surgery

Don't want one?
Don't get one

Avenge your own soul

(“It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord.)
In other words, let go and let God

Also,

Whatever Susan Collins

 

au greitens

Only a self righteous, psychotic ass would 

perpetuate violence in a time of violence 

RINO/Rhino hunting is wrong on all accounts 

Eric Greitens needs more time away from the public eye

Maybe I should consider running for an office 

And I just want to post on Paracelsus. 

I’m wrong too

Paracelsus

 The tria prima also defined the human identity. Salt represented the body; mercury represented the spirit (imagination, moral judgment, and the higher mental faculties); sulphur represented the soul (the emotions and desires).

--from Wikipedia