Stuff I actually say while driving:
"Dude, I don't like inconsistent people. You either drive fast or you don't, motherfucker."
That could be a line in Fast and the Furious 8, Forever Furious. Ridiculous. If I liked hashtags I would probably have to file this under hashtag roadrage?
I am devising a reality show about driving. It will help people with road rage, remind drivers the rules of the road and teach or reteach drivers the best way to operate their vehicle. So reality clients would be bad drivers or those notorious for road rage. Of course there would be minor cases mixed in. Advisers will be impeccable drivers, former driving instructors and psychologists. I think it would be good for the public in general to learn/relearn driver etiquette or at least to get a conversation going.
Since I'm randomly on the subject, I am also trying to work out little messages that drivers can impart to one another. Because, sometimes you really are sorry. I keep picturing a round head light style sign that says "Sorry" or "Excuse Me" that you can read when you push a button to light up the sign. I guess that's the the 70s version. :) I'm sure the better/more technologically advanced way would be for each car to basically talk to each other. Maybe there would still be buttons inside the car that say "My fault" or "After you".
Might as well go for the fourfecta, my child LOVES cars. He tries to carry all of his toy cars in his hands. He makes an amazing car sound for his age (whatever that means). My husband and I might watch Chasing Classic Cars or Counting Cars every once in awhile, but we are not gear heads. Wheels are cool though, which seems to be why he's interested. It's like he learns from Caveman up. I hope fire is not next!
Spin out on this:
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Thursday, August 8, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2008
wierd dream & other thoughts
As dreams go, well they fade in and out, I will try to convey my dream from last night:
I was looking out the window at my car--but my car was like some kind of weird robot space car that was too tiny for me to get in--my thoughts in looking at the car were that it must grow when I ever I get in it....Then, my car turned into a big black cat--but a weird looking cat and the cat started rubbing it's face against the window I was looking out of. Then a dog came up to the window and I started thinking that the cat really kind of looked like a dog. I started to believe that they were cousin species and then they merged into one animal.
other thoughts:
I was having a hard time sharing the world with people today. Then I realized that I could probably share the planet with these people if it weren't for cars. I feel like a child who thinks that the world revolves around them. All of these people are hindering me--I need to get moving. Just when I thought that the car thing was the problem, I realized that I didn't like the layout of the road--it made a bottleneck and wasn't very effecient for moving cars in an orderly fashion. The names of some of these companies that they adorn themselves with are all wrong--I could come up with a better name. Why is this sign here--it looks so tacky. I want to design the world. How can I do this alone--especially since I can't seem to design my own environment. It's not up to me to police the world and it takes more than one person to make things efficient and pleasing. I think what I really want is to be able to roam the country unhindered. It's the volume of people that is the problem, but then again can people be measured by volume?
I feel like Andy Rooney: I'm a child as stated in the above rant. I think it's important to keep childlike qualities as an adult, but there has to be a safe way to do it. To hold tenaciously to childhood probably makes a feeble mind when you're old. Don't daydream too much, but don't lose the wonder. I guess that will be a good maxim to follow for today.
I was looking out the window at my car--but my car was like some kind of weird robot space car that was too tiny for me to get in--my thoughts in looking at the car were that it must grow when I ever I get in it....Then, my car turned into a big black cat--but a weird looking cat and the cat started rubbing it's face against the window I was looking out of. Then a dog came up to the window and I started thinking that the cat really kind of looked like a dog. I started to believe that they were cousin species and then they merged into one animal.
other thoughts:
I was having a hard time sharing the world with people today. Then I realized that I could probably share the planet with these people if it weren't for cars. I feel like a child who thinks that the world revolves around them. All of these people are hindering me--I need to get moving. Just when I thought that the car thing was the problem, I realized that I didn't like the layout of the road--it made a bottleneck and wasn't very effecient for moving cars in an orderly fashion. The names of some of these companies that they adorn themselves with are all wrong--I could come up with a better name. Why is this sign here--it looks so tacky. I want to design the world. How can I do this alone--especially since I can't seem to design my own environment. It's not up to me to police the world and it takes more than one person to make things efficient and pleasing. I think what I really want is to be able to roam the country unhindered. It's the volume of people that is the problem, but then again can people be measured by volume?
I feel like Andy Rooney: I'm a child as stated in the above rant. I think it's important to keep childlike qualities as an adult, but there has to be a safe way to do it. To hold tenaciously to childhood probably makes a feeble mind when you're old. Don't daydream too much, but don't lose the wonder. I guess that will be a good maxim to follow for today.
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