Showing posts with label SNL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SNL. Show all posts

Monday, October 29, 2018

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy: Halloween edition

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

Just needs a slice of lemon

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Sunday, May 31, 2009

ghosts of television past floating through my brain

These two popped in my mind earlier. Connected by an SNL skit--the liar.
Morgan Fairchild was such a big deal--weird. Was it the hair?
"Yeah, that's the ticket." Forgot all about that.



Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!

"One hundred thousand years ago, a caveman was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then went to law school and became.. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer."