She's hip, she's cool, she's 2 years old

My daughter is calling thanksgiving: stuffsgiving
Sounds about right, should be the new name for black Friday or blue Monday
She says: moy for more, atchkey for actually
She told me to do something proper like Baabaa Waawaa.

Your Empire is Crumbling!

I always think of this when I drink chamomile tea

Hmmm, this one is called, The DTs.  DT nightmare?  Yep, apt:

fake it til you make it

Happiness and sunbeams and cute little puppy dogs 

These are the things that I've seen with my heart 
Life is a happy game if you don't forget to smile 
But every now and then, your face it harbours a frown 

Sadness is a barnacle, clinging to your bright boat 
You won't let it sink your spirits if you'll only learn to float 
We are all sea captains, sailing on life's rough seas 
Come all you Magellans, come with me I've got pie 
Happiness pie 

Happy tailors, happy workers, happy farmers, happy girls 
Happy widowers, happy freelance artists, happy welders, happy world 
Happy drinkers, happy thinkers, happy musicians, happy beauticians 
Happy mayors, happy pears, happy call girls, happy hula boys 

Happiness pie 
Pie pie pie pie 
Happiness pie

Oooo yeah you're amazing

I love this song and it makes me laugh.  Am I the only that can picture Gilda Radner doing a cover of this?!

with additional guest Flying Pig?


Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!!!
Unbelievable!!!

Salty Ham

Fine Ham Abounds

Happiness Pie

From Brain Candy; one of my favorite movies.

A few of my favorite quotes:

"Red Socks!"
"My Empire is...Crumbling!"
"Head scratch, Chris?"