Showing posts with label Temporary Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Temporary Stupidity. Show all posts

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Wall and Rye



A Hall and Oates Parody Cover Band

Duo parodic suggestions for the Hall and Oates song, Kiss is on my List:

for shits and giggles:

your shit, your shit
is on my list
your shit, your shit, I can't resist
because your shit is on my list
gonna knock out your liiii-iights

this is what the lyrics were supposed to be, but H&O were censored:

your kiss, your kiss
is on my dick
your kiss, your kiss, I can't resist
because your kiss is on my dick
when I turn out the liiii-iights

It just makes more sense, right knw?

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Its It's

I finally figured out my its/it's problem. I feel so stupid, but I completely forgot which use was which. This is how I remember:
Its is possession, it snuggles its "s" close; It's does not, not to mention it's quite obvious that it is a contraction of two words. Jeesh!

I looked up "Its possessive" and found this picture:

...whose owner is Crank Sturgeon. Who is a dadaist noise art performance dude(fish?), maybe?