For you

Four, you!

Happy day to you my little love!

Dreamy?

Sometimes I feel so sorry for the teens of the mid to late 50s.

Howdy.  Does he look like he's saying howdy?

Look a little closer.  Is your heart throbbing?

Oh hey!  Look at me, I'm Pat Boone, on a date with a drawing of a girl swooning over me.

Poodle skirt girls everywhere are passed out and drooling

Hey there.  See me peeking out behind this red bar with information about my record on it?  Yeah, I'm spying on you.

Here comes Patty!!!!

See?  I'm virile and my loins are like a horn of plenty.

Come eat at my futuristic restaurant.  You will be served by robots.

This is what the teens of the 90s like and I'm going to give it to them, right in the eye.  Teen idol forever.

dunce dance

Everytime I look at you, i do the dunce dance
Everytime I kiss you, I do the dunce dance
Everytime I kiss you, I do the dunce dance
Everytime I love you, duh, duh, duh, dunce dance
dunce dance
dunce dance
dunce dance
dance
dance
dance
dance

When I'm in the light of day
I want you to go way
Lance
Then the night turns to strobe lights
and I begin the dunce dance

Everytime I look at you, i do the dunce dance
Everytime I kiss you, I do the dunce dance
Everytime I kiss you, I do the dunce dance
Everytime I love you, duh, duh, duh, dunce dance
dunce dance
dunce dance
dunce dance
dance
dance
dance
dance

The next day I wake up
and it's come this
Chris
Later on the bass is thumping strong
I succumb to the dunce dance

Everytime I look at you, i do the dunce dance
Everytime I kiss you, I do the dunce dance
Everytime I kiss you, I do the dunce dance
Everytime I love you, duh, duh, duh, dunce dance
dunce dance
dunce dance
dunce dance
dance
dance
dance
dance
(2x)

Pancake ring

I just want anything
I just want anything
I just want anything
pancake ring

Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo di do
pancake ring

I just want anything
I just want anything
I just want anything
pancake ring

Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo di do
pancake ring

I just want anything
I just want anything
I just want anything
pancake ring

Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo diddy Oo diddy Oo di do
Oo di do
pancake ring

soft and dry-eyed

The radio program determined not to make you cry
For those of you with your shoulders up to your ears and teeth gritting like a monkey with cymbals, this program is for you.  We  have thought of everything and want you to be worry-free.  You will not hear any sad or angry music and absolutely no nostalgic music that will make you remember anything from your past.  You will not hear any news that will cause alarm.  Only funny stories and only funny stories that will not make you cry.

This program is artfully directed by one of your own.  An original softy since the day she was born.  Andi Tenderheart understands getting verklempt at a commercial, choked up at news story, teary-eyed at a politician's promise, enraged at an discourteous shopper, destroyed by an incompetent driver....

Tread softly, better yet, just softly, forget about treading.  It's too close to dreading.
We won't talk about death, we won't talk about life.  Some days we will barely talk at all.

We also understand when you need to hear no music at all.  We all know how emotive this medium can be and sometimes, it's just too much.

No nature music.  We understand it can be unsettling to hear a thunderstorm that has no ending.

Want guided meditation? We got it by the boat load (a boat that is in smooth sailing waters, mind you).  We recommend not listening to these while driving a vehicle.

Speaking of vehicles, we also have spots that will calm your road rage during your commute.

White noise

No noise

Silence

We are in the process of creating signals to warn listeners of potential anxiety inducing triggers:
A short fun hum= potential nostalgic song (we can't please everyone)
A soft shhh=story about animals (these are usually fun, but one never knows)

Absolutely siren free music

So welcome to soft and dry-eyed
Focusing on Ataraxia, Equanimity and Inner Peace.