Howdy. Does he look like he's saying howdy?
Look a little closer. Is your heart throbbing?
Oh hey! Look at me, I'm Pat Boone, on a date with a drawing of a girl swooning over me.
Poodle skirt girls everywhere are passed out and drooling
Hey there. See me peeking out behind this red bar with information about my record on it? Yeah, I'm spying on you.
Here comes Patty!!!!
See? I'm virile and my loins are like a horn of plenty.
Come eat at my futuristic restaurant. You will be served by robots.
This is what the teens of the 90s like and I'm going to give it to them, right in the eye. Teen idol forever.
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