happy halloweeen

 

Sunday Devil's Night

Don if you Dare

 

All October's Parties

 

Magic Jar Spell

 

Watch the Alfred Hitchcock Hour episode of the The Jar

and then make your own spell!

Time: 2 days

You will need:

a jar big enough to fit your head in

a wooden spoon

a machete type knife

watermelon

a big width ribbon with the name Thedy Sue Hill in sequins on it

wire

yarn

piece of inner-tube

paper

clay

cotton

strings

silk

pair of babies dolls eyes

metal frame

hair

snakes

children

jelly

mist

Foley

grey kitten

dandelion

the heart of all life

bunch of old jellyfish or somethin

Shoot, that ain't nuthin

How to work the spell:

Place all contents listed above except for the ribbon, spoon, knife and watermelon into the jar

Affix the ribbon in your hair and dreamily say
Thedy Sue Hill with a lisp

Wonder what is in the jar

Then bemoan why it can't be all things

Why does it have to be just one thing?

Watch for movement, then think it moves,
then ominously say "the dead don't move"

Prance around the jar whilst purring and mewing like a kitty for 1 minute

Now clasp the spoon and threaten to break the jar and
chant the word "thpoon" 3x

Wind up with your head in the jar

The next morning, dramatically slice a big watermelon

Look aghast at the jar as the ribbon with the name
Thedy Sue Hill floats into view

Chitherobe

Watch it for inspiration here:

https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/d17dba3feb21566e9abcad3e6c4f7b1c

Earth friends

 Rare protest before Xi sucks up more power

“Say no to Covid test, yes to food. No to lockdown, yes to freedom. No to lies, yes to dignity. No to cultural revolution, yes to reform. No to great leader, yes to vote. Don’t be a slave, be a citizen,”

“Go on strike, remove dictator and national traitor Xi Jinping,”

Fortunate Apples

 

mo magic, no problems

 

Strange magic

You know I got a -

 

bustin makes me feel good

 This Onion article and photo cracked me up=

https://www.theonion.com/backwoods-dietitians-recommend-squirrel-as-essential-pa-1849543305

WASHINGTON—Interrupting his remarks Wednesday at the White House Conference on Hunger, Nutrition, and Health, President Joe Biden reportedly called on any spirits of dead lawmakers present to make themselves known after the late Rep. Jackie Walorski didn’t answer him. “Please, any senators or representatives who still manifest themselves here among us, I urge you to give us a sign!” said Biden, telling the audience that he had detected the spectral presence of Walorski, who died in a car accident in August, and that he could discern from the electromagnetic wavelengths in the room, as well as the eerily cold temperatures near his lectern, that multiple other deceased lawmakers were there too. “Jackie, are you here? Where’s Jackie? Where’s [late Indiana senator] Birch Bayh? [Deceased Massachusetts senator] Teddy [Kennedy], I can sense you are close by. And I believe I feel the presence of [late South Carolina senator] Strom Thurmond, if I’m not mistaken. Strom! Strom! Speak to us, Strom! You are all among friends here, and I know that you have unfinished business here in Washington. I beg of you, come forward! Let us help you pass the laws you were unable to see through during your lifetimes. Come forth, come forth! Reveal yourselves, O phantasms!” At press time, attendees at the remarks were watching in shock as Biden began convulsing and the voice of late Arizona senator John McCain spoke through his mouth about the importance of addressing the nutritional needs of rural America.

October magic brings legions

 

october surreal

 

Ritual

 

Welcome October