Merry Christmas

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Xmas Gift Ideas for John Waters

So it’s safe to assume you really love Christmas?

Yes, but there are some things that I hate about Christmas. I hate it when I get pears. How would anyone dare to buy me a pear? I’m always shocked when I open a box and there are six pears! I mean, how dare you? I can buy myself a goddamn pear! I think gift baskets should be liquor or cigarettes or porn, just things you’d never buy for yourself. A dear friend in New York sent me a basket of pears for Christmas last year and it did make me laugh when I actually saw one after I’d been bitching about them for so long.

 
Hey hey hbd ms. chan!

A very Paul Christmas everyone

Happy Christmas John, Happy Christmas Yoko

Merry Hexmas

Bell, Book and Candle is a Christmas movie!

Do they get back together?  I don't know!  I didn't get to finish the movie.  It's hard these days, but eventually I do see the end.

Tra-la-la-la-dee-da!