And I'll tell you something, too, that's starting to annoy me about UFOs:
the fact that they cross galaxies or universes to visit us, and always end up in places like …
Fyffe fucking Alabama.
Maybe these aren't super-intelligent beings, you know what I mean?
"Don't you wanna go to New York or LA?"
"Nah, we just had a long trip, we're gonna kick back and whittle some."
Oh my god, they're idiots. We're gonna enter our mothership in the tractor pull!"
Last thing I wanna see is some flying saucer up on blocks in front of some trailer, bumper sticker on it,
"They'll get my raygun when they pry my cold, dead, eighteen-fingered hand off it!"
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