Merry Christmas

Divine

Xmas Gift Ideas for John Waters

So it’s safe to assume you really love Christmas?

Yes, but there are some things that I hate about Christmas. I hate it when I get pears. How would anyone dare to buy me a pear? I’m always shocked when I open a box and there are six pears! I mean, how dare you? I can buy myself a goddamn pear! I think gift baskets should be liquor or cigarettes or porn, just things you’d never buy for yourself. A dear friend in New York sent me a basket of pears for Christmas last year and it did make me laugh when I actually saw one after I’d been bitching about them for so long.

 
Hey hey hbd ms. chan!

You remind me of Santa Claus

in a good way

I see you at night, I shine!

songs stuck in my head the last few days

Feeling pukey, feeling pukey
Nausea, nausea, all right now
there's another one that I can't remember right now that I will add later if I remember.
WWVPD?

Embracing my feminine side

This is a new series, where you follow me on my journey to figure out what it means to me to be feminine.  I spent a lot of my childhood trying to be accepted by boys, men and in doing that I nurtured my masculine qualities.  So now that I know why I did that, I can focus on embracing femininity in moi.  It's funny, cuz I almost don't know what it means to be feminine because I was so focused on being equal.  So here's how I'm going to start:

 

It's beginning to look a lot like