Fezziwig Eve!

 

two songs that came to mind today

                               All I ever wanted, all I ever needed

Silence de moi
do do do-doooo

santa pattern

 

I want streusel for some reason

This Christmas I'm going to ad lib all I can

 

Update: I had this scheduled since early last year....terrible timing per bomb threat in Milwaukee.  Really weird coincidence.

wish list

 

Things I wish SNL and Documentary Now! would do

 SNL:

a skit where kah-kah-kay-ye is watching infowars and it's all making a lot of sense and he starts breaking down bat shit crazy shit with his entourage a la Black Dynamite in the restaurant.  Old intolerant tropes and newer unreal shit that is actually being proposed in our time and shit that has not yet been thought up, but probably will in the future.  Linking Dr. Seuss and Soros and Golda Meier and Jamie Lee Curtis to the illuminati and the National Treasure franchise. Is Nick Cage secretly Jewish? The Coppola's are not Italian.  Are Italians really Jewish?  Do Italians exist? Intrigued by Ed Harris' character in the second installation, they decide he is the key to everything.  They scour his movies (bumping uglies--Sweet Dreams) and his wikipedia for clues.  He played college football with Eric Holder, he had disdain for Elia Kazan for naming names and blacklisting his friends and never apologizing.  Bingo.  

Now I’m wondering if the movie should be Amsterdam.

Documentary Now!:

an episode about a woman (Fred), renowned for being a Galactagogue and her exquisite milk froth that is done in Chef's Table fashion.  We see her building a fire in the beginning, beautiful forest shots of her curating the wood, chopping it so gently in an idyllic farmscape, coaxing the flame, the crackling of fire, all as she waxes poetic about the fire and her journey.  She milks an animal and starts to warm the milk over the fire--this is seen in cutaways from inane critic(s?) (Bill) lauding her preternatural instinct for milk and frothing genius.

She is seen wearing a white coat and hairnet dreamily bumbling around vats of milk in her home lab.  (Why does she look like Fred’s Penny Marshall in my mind?) Enormous kettles are on industrial hot plates, she has to climb a ladder to peer inside and takes out a frother from her lab coat pocket to test the frothing capability of the milky brew.  Different mammalian milk in different kettles.  She explains the complexities of a mink's milk with a sheep's milk and with human milk.

She still lactates.  This is really where it all started.  Becoming a mother.  A photo of her in the 70s with the Farrah Fawcett hair--probably  farrah fawcet body with Fred's face talking on a telephone.--big glasses, 70s sweater, no bra--pam dawberish too?  Lots of babies.  She had a lot of babies to continue to lactate.  It was an obsession.  Loves the electrical feeling of letting down.  Would sneak away to pump between breast feeds.  -Her desire to feel engorged.  She started making dishes with her milk, images explain that there were a lot of spit takes upon her revelation to guests that they were indeed consuming her breast milk.

Critics are given her frothed milk masterpiece and after their glowing reports of orgasmic enlightenment they are told it's her breast milk--spit take.

She is always going around and frothing people's drinks, splattering it on them.  Just a touch more, you need some froth.  They are in awe.

At her storefront, a small walkup shop with a row of teats expressing a drop of milk for the sign. Milky Way, Galaxy, Mamma from heaven, Spit up? Soupe au lait?...idk yet...set up like an ice cream shop, you can pick which kind of mammalian milk..she dips a ladle in, draws the milk and starts the scientific process--lab looking kitchen--in addition to her own breast milk as a choice, there is also human male breast milk in the selection.  Men can express milk too. We see her enthralled as she froths.  She shows the perfect froth with a spoon, hypnotizing.  How does she procure these different milks?

Ends with the fire scene with splices of her in an underground animal ring bartering for access to milk a new mother echidna. She sips her echidna milk creation and spits it out.

Ok, Seth Meyers, work your magic.  Thanks.

all full of cheer

 

Here we go-a!

 

Cult of Thanksgiving

 

Take your meds!

Dance Meds

 

Dance Meds

cah-cah-comfy

Cooking Fireside Cookbook, Beard

 

So comfy

 

All Saints Day, feat. St. Lucy

Francesco del Cossa, 1473

 

happy halloweeen

 

Sunday Devil's Night

Don if you Dare

 

All October's Parties

 

Magic Jar Spell

 

Watch the Alfred Hitchcock Hour episode of the The Jar

and then make your own spell!

Time: 2 days

You will need:

a jar big enough to fit your head in

a wooden spoon

a machete type knife

watermelon

a big width ribbon with the name Thedy Sue Hill in sequins on it

wire

yarn

piece of inner-tube

paper

clay

cotton

strings

silk

pair of babies dolls eyes

metal frame

hair

snakes

children

jelly

mist

Foley

grey kitten

dandelion

the heart of all life

bunch of old jellyfish or somethin

Shoot, that ain't nuthin

How to work the spell:

Place all contents listed above except for the ribbon, spoon, knife and watermelon into the jar

Affix the ribbon in your hair and dreamily say
Thedy Sue Hill with a lisp

Wonder what is in the jar

Then bemoan why it can't be all things

Why does it have to be just one thing?

Watch for movement, then think it moves,
then ominously say "the dead don't move"

Prance around the jar whilst purring and mewing like a kitty for 1 minute

Now clasp the spoon and threaten to break the jar and
chant the word "thpoon" 3x

Wind up with your head in the jar

The next morning, dramatically slice a big watermelon

Look aghast at the jar as the ribbon with the name
Thedy Sue Hill floats into view

Chitherobe

Watch it for inspiration here:

https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/d17dba3feb21566e9abcad3e6c4f7b1c

Earth friends

 Rare protest before Xi sucks up more power

“Say no to Covid test, yes to food. No to lockdown, yes to freedom. No to lies, yes to dignity. No to cultural revolution, yes to reform. No to great leader, yes to vote. Don’t be a slave, be a citizen,”

“Go on strike, remove dictator and national traitor Xi Jinping,”

Fortunate Apples

 

mo magic, no problems

 

Strange magic

You know I got a -

 

bustin makes me feel good

 This Onion article and photo cracked me up=

https://www.theonion.com/backwoods-dietitians-recommend-squirrel-as-essential-pa-1849543305

WASHINGTON—Interrupting his remarks Wednesday at the White House Conference on Hunger, Nutrition, and Health, President Joe Biden reportedly called on any spirits of dead lawmakers present to make themselves known after the late Rep. Jackie Walorski didn’t answer him. “Please, any senators or representatives who still manifest themselves here among us, I urge you to give us a sign!” said Biden, telling the audience that he had detected the spectral presence of Walorski, who died in a car accident in August, and that he could discern from the electromagnetic wavelengths in the room, as well as the eerily cold temperatures near his lectern, that multiple other deceased lawmakers were there too. “Jackie, are you here? Where’s Jackie? Where’s [late Indiana senator] Birch Bayh? [Deceased Massachusetts senator] Teddy [Kennedy], I can sense you are close by. And I believe I feel the presence of [late South Carolina senator] Strom Thurmond, if I’m not mistaken. Strom! Strom! Speak to us, Strom! You are all among friends here, and I know that you have unfinished business here in Washington. I beg of you, come forward! Let us help you pass the laws you were unable to see through during your lifetimes. Come forth, come forth! Reveal yourselves, O phantasms!” At press time, attendees at the remarks were watching in shock as Biden began convulsing and the voice of late Arizona senator John McCain spoke through his mouth about the importance of addressing the nutritional needs of rural America.

October magic brings legions

 

october surreal

 

Ritual

 

Welcome October

 

that's the butterfly

 

“I am as mysterious to myself as I am mysterious to others.” 
--Leonora Carrington

the cult of man

is it not too far a stretch to say

that women should not be

invalidated, tossed this way and 

that

raked over the coals of not being 

enough

not natural. all nature

nature makes us animals

nature makes us other

nature makes us mysterious

nature makes us unscientific?

nature makes us unreasonable

nature makes us conquerable

cult of man must take from nature,

the untamed

and lord over until submitted

what the hell are we if not nature?

is man not nature?

I am my own hairy animal in this

hairy jungle

I want to be free

rather nature than culture

Boring Boring Boring

Nothing ever happens on Mars!

But I wonder what entity is waiting for me in the DMT dimension. 

“People are so alienated from their own soul that when they meet their soul they think it comes from another star system.”
                                --  Terence McKenna

Creation is what the name implies, an ongoing unfolding of the infinitely potent creative core of all things, including ourselves.

Creation is what the name implies, an ongoing unfolding of the infinitely potent creative core of all things, including ourselves.

--Review on The Antipodes of the Mind from Amazon commentor, Gregory Nixon

And now I'm imagining a kaleidoscopic origami of everything telescopically proceeding into the infinite.

Time to celebrate