Goodbye 2020

Fictional Worms Listicle

 

                           

All periodicals need a year end listicle, here is mine.  Courtesy of wikipedia: List of fictional worms.  The 5 mythological wyrms are all you will need to get through this pandemic winter.  20 highly successful people all agree!

We'll muddle through, somehow

 

Pandemic Christmas Eve

 

Christmas spell

 

Christmas star spell

 

Celestial Summit Meeting ritual

Light two candles

Place them so the flames are a tenth of a degree apart

Wish that the Christmas star was in the constellation of Aquarius

So that you could play Hair while you do the entire spell and believe that this is indeed the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius

Resign to Capricorn

Buy something for a Sagittarius 

Listen to this instead:

Dance around like Doris Day

Talk to spiders

Massage a dog’s shoulder

Wear your crystal sweater dress

Dye your hair twice

Do all the things you do with intention and it will all count

Figure out the telescope

Watch Bell, Book and Candle before bed

Festive Astaire

 

Back with a vengeance

 The days of the bloody knuckle are finally here!  

Bigger and better than ever!

Thanks Hani!

Always have an Andy Williams Christmas

 

Festive Monroe

 

To those who could care less

You did

You cared less than you ever thought you could

Your carelessness cost lives, our livelihood

You should care more