Good Morning Cat Puke!

A new CBS dramady about two zombie-tired parents of a teething baby with a freaked out dog and a psychotic puking cat.

Sure to be an instant classic, you will see scenes like, the mom in her car on the way to work pondering the state issued license plate that reads WH0 B4F.  Deep in thought and sure the universe is trying to tell her, "Who before F?" she joins in on the music blaring, "What should we do with the baby-o, Every time the baby grins give that baby a bottle of gin, That's what we do with the baby....."

Coming this Fall!

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Observation #12,564

When I'm at work or he's asleep, sometimes I have my baby's cry in my ear and sometimes his poo scent in my nose.  It makes me miss him even more! :)

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Good morning!

I woke up to my baby saying, "Mom"!  He was really sounding it out and he was really talking about me!  My day is set!
Another perk--four wild dogs or coyotes ran right by me...they all looked the same so I think they were coyotes.  It would be kind of strange to see all the same breed of wild dogs hanging out in a pack, no?  It was freaky and exhilarating!