Magic Jar Spell

 

Watch the Alfred Hitchcock Hour episode of the The Jar

and then make your own spell!

Time: 2 days

You will need:

a jar big enough to fit your head in

a wooden spoon

a machete type knife

watermelon

a big width ribbon with the name Thedy Sue Hill in sequins on it

wire

yarn

piece of inner-tube

paper

clay

cotton

strings

silk

pair of babies dolls eyes

metal frame

hair

snakes

children

jelly

mist

Foley

grey kitten

dandelion

the heart of all life

bunch of old jellyfish or somethin

Shoot, that ain't nuthin

How to work the spell:

Place all contents listed above except for the ribbon, spoon, knife and watermelon into the jar

Affix the ribbon in your hair and dreamily say
Thedy Sue Hill with a lisp

Wonder what is in the jar

Then bemoan why it can't be all things

Why does it have to be just one thing?

Watch for movement, then think it moves,
then ominously say "the dead don't move"

Prance around the jar whilst purring and mewing like a kitty for 1 minute

Now clasp the spoon and threaten to break the jar and
chant the word "thpoon" 3x

Wind up with your head in the jar

The next morning, dramatically slice a big watermelon

Look aghast at the jar as the ribbon with the name
Thedy Sue Hill floats into view

Chitherobe

Watch it for inspiration here:

https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/d17dba3feb21566e9abcad3e6c4f7b1c