Goodbye 2020

Fictional Worms Listicle

 

                           

All periodicals need a year end listicle, here is mine.  Courtesy of wikipedia: List of fictional worms.  The 5 mythological wyrms are all you will need to get through this pandemic winter.  20 highly successful people all agree!

We'll muddle through, somehow

 

Pandemic Christmas Eve

 

Christmas spell

 

Christmas star spell

 

Celestial Summit Meeting ritual

Light two candles

Place them so the flames are a tenth of a degree apart

Wish that the Christmas star was in the constellation of Aquarius

So that you could play Hair while you do the entire spell and believe that this is indeed the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius

Resign to Capricorn

Buy something for a Sagittarius 

Listen to this instead:

Dance around like Doris Day

Talk to spiders

Massage a dog’s shoulder

Wear your crystal sweater dress

Dye your hair twice

Do all the things you do with intention and it will all count

Figure out the telescope

Watch Bell, Book and Candle before bed

Festive Astaire

 

Back with a vengeance

 The days of the bloody knuckle are finally here!  

Bigger and better than ever!

Thanks Hani!

Always have an Andy Williams Christmas

 

Festive Monroe

 

To those who could care less

You did

You cared less than you ever thought you could

Your carelessness cost lives, our livelihood

You should care more

Let Love Rule

 

Election day yi-eeyi-ee-yiee..crack! crack!

 Owl power Owl powerful 

Trick or Treat

 The bitter and the sweet

Happy Haunting

 

burn the page my little dark age

 

Live from Crazy Pills!

Trump is jealous of Covid
Handmaiden's Fail
Creepy Kavanaugh and the hanging chad
No separation of powers
Hybrid model set phaser to stun
Holiday guilt trips
Peanut butter people clusters

Pineapple Werewolf, Cat Princess or Princess Jester and Jeff Pesos, the poorest man in the world
are the only things keeping Dragonfly Witch relatively sane.

And this is nice too-

 

Juicy talk...ugh.

" ...the phenomenon of speech superemission cannot be fully explained either by the phonic structures or the amplitude of the speech."

from this Feb 2019 Nature article.

L’ America L’ America

 

Volcanoanny

 

Scarecrow you ruined me

 

Spellbound! Spellbound!

Following the footsteps of a ragdoll dance,
We are entranced!
 

Hello October!

Taking into consideration all lives

I will survive recognize and be Tical
 

With just a pocket full of hope

 

Big fat orb spider season

 

Pandamnic

Pandammit
Navalny was spiked with the Russian vaccine
Wildfires in the west
Bubonic plague highlights
Asteroid coming to an election near you
Cancel Trump culture for eternity
Other aborhents, to name;
Shields without masks
Noseless masks
Maskless nose
Noses are horror show!
Other  reminders;
Washing AND sanitizing
Masks AND two arm-lengths distancing
What size arms?
Agile elbows and touching mistakes
Self hugs
Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter
Get together?

Nonchalance

 

On/Off Ramp

Beggar-ticks and beggars live there
Red-winged black bird,
tall wavy grasses,
feathery eastern red cedars,
untouched trees, jungles, ruins, all waiting
It's the home of fantasy farms, bandits, runaways, hideaway, getaway
Drifter residue in worn slatted Ozark signs
A telescopic, telepathic view transports you to the oasis in a derelict land,
as you're waiting
Off ramp gonna save your life, On ramp gonna set you free